Issue 42 - October 07,1998
*Laughter is Good Medicine*
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Today you will get to improve
your health by enjoying some jokes.
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Issue 42 - October 7, 1998
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*Table of Contents*
1. *Laughter is Good Medicine*
2. Shameless Promotion of our Sponsors Nutritional Systems
3. Sponsors information
4. Subscription Information
5. Past Issues
6. Contact information
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*Laughter Is Good Medicine*
(Dr. Lendon Smith is well known for his great sense of humor.
Today we share with you some jokes taken from his writings and reading.)
*Court Appearances:*
"What is your brother-in-law's name?'
"Borofkin."
"What is his first name?"
"I can't remember."
"He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember
his first name?"
"No, I tell you. I'm too excited."
(Rising from the witness chair and pointing to Mr. Borofkin.) "Nathan,
for God's
sake, tell them your first name."
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"Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
"All my autopsies have been performed on dead people."
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"Are you married?'
"No, I'm divorced."
"What did your husband do before you divorced him?"
"A lot of things I didn't know about."
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"How did you happen to go to Dr. Cherney?
"Well, a gal down the road had several of her children by Dr.
Cherney and said he was really good.
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"Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?"
"No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.
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"Mrs. Jones, is your appearance this morning pursuant to a
deposition notice which I sent to your attorney
"No. This is how I dress when I go to work.
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"Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?"
"I refuse to answer that question."
"Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?'
"I refuse to answer that question."
"Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?"
"No."
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*Shameless Promotion By Our Sponsor: Sunrise International:
Distributors of Noni juice Product
Systems*
You can also go to our web site
You can also go to our web site http://www.iwr.com/noni-juice/
and
learn why this Weight Management System will work for you even
though others have failed to live up to your expectations.
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Your Sponsors:
Tom Mathews of Sunrise International, Adrian Mathews of Advanced
Marketing, Bill Goedecke and Dr. Lendon Smith of International
Health Foundation, and Ed McDonald are all distributors for the Noni products.
Dr. Lendon Smith, M.D. and Bill Goedecke are providing the
content for these ezines.
Tom Mathews and Adrian Mathews maintain the web site about the Noni products at:
http://www.iwr.com/noni-juice/
Dorothy and Edward McDonald are Editors, Listmasters, and Mailers of this ezine.
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To SUBSCRIBE or UNSUBSCRIBE go to http://www.iwr.com/ezine/
We will email you one issue every other week. We respect your
privacy so we will not give out your names.
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Past Issues:
The biographies of Dr. Lendon Smith, M.D. and Bill Goedecke and
samples of past issues can be found at:
http://www.iwr.com/ezine/issues.htm
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Contact Information:
* Sponsor: Tom Mathews of Sunrise International:
* The web sites for Dr. Lendon Smith and Bill Goedecke of the
International Health Foundation can be found at:
http://www.healthwizz.com
and http://www.lifebalancesintl.com
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